Cosmo suggests that, rather than avoid having sex with highly infectious H1N1 sufferers, you just do it reverse-cowgirl style. With air kisses only, and maybe an upper-arm squeeze after if it was really enjoyable.
Imagine going to the doctor. “You have swine flu,” she says. “That’s impossible!” you wail. “I faced away from him during sex! And I didn’t even kiss him on the mouth after!”
File this under: evidence Cosmo is written by morons.
This look? I dunno. Giant balloons and blazers are ways good looks. This hair is also pretty good hair. Mine can’t grow fast enough.
(via lesfemmes)
I’m sad that everyone thinks I wouldn’t make a nice blonde, so I am going to eat a bunch of chips and watch Maru videos for the rest of the night. I attract like, so many people being a brunette. Who would ever want to give this up.
Should I go blonde?
This is an important, potentially life-changing decision. I have been a brunette, a redhead, and most frequently black haired.
Pros:
- much needed change
- have more fun
- be in porn
Cons:
- I am already like, really pretty as a brunette
- I don’t know that I even like fun
- or porn
Well?
