The Niece of Walt Whitman

I am Mandy. I live in Vancouver. I am very important and I blog about interesting things. You can e-mail me at this.charming.mandy@gmail.com


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Pretty girls! Ima reblog it!

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permalink The important thing is that fist bumps are totally okay! I love a good fist bump after sex. But what I really need to know is if doggy style will still prevent me from getting pregnant. Whoops, I mean getting swine flu.
ponymalta:


Cosmo suggests that, rather than avoid having sex with highly infectious H1N1 sufferers, you just do it reverse-cowgirl style.  With air kisses only, and maybe an upper-arm squeeze after if it was really enjoyable.
Imagine going to the doctor.  “You have swine flu,” she says.  “That’s impossible!” you wail. “I faced away from him during sex! And I didn’t even kiss him on the mouth after!”
File this under: evidence Cosmo is written by morons.
The important thing is that fist bumps are totally okay! I love a good fist bump after sex. But what I really need to know is if doggy style will still prevent me from getting pregnant. Whoops, I mean getting swine flu.

ponymalta:

Cosmo suggests that, rather than avoid having sex with highly infectious H1N1 sufferers, you just do it reverse-cowgirl style.  With air kisses only, and maybe an upper-arm squeeze after if it was really enjoyable.

Imagine going to the doctor.  “You have swine flu,” she says.  “That’s impossible!” you wail. “I faced away from him during sex! And I didn’t even kiss him on the mouth after!”

File this under: evidence Cosmo is written by morons.

permalink This look? I dunno. Giant balloons and blazers are ways good looks. This hair is also pretty good hair. Mine can’t grow fast enough. 

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This look? I dunno. Giant balloons and blazers are ways good looks. This hair is also pretty good hair. Mine can’t grow fast enough.

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permalink And on Christmas eve, they fly!!

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And on Christmas eve, they fly!!

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We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.
— Bukowski
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I’m sad that everyone thinks I wouldn’t make a nice blonde, so I am going to eat a bunch of chips and watch Maru videos for the rest of the night. I attract like, so many people being a brunette. Who would ever want to give this up. 

permalink Being blonde would mean my life would look like this ALL THE TIME. Right?
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Being blonde would mean my life would look like this ALL THE TIME. Right?

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Should I go blonde?

This is an important, potentially life-changing decision. I have been a brunette, a redhead, and most frequently black haired. 

Pros:

  • much needed change
  • have more fun
  • be in porn

Cons:

  • I am already like, really pretty as a brunette
  • I don’t know that I even like fun
  • or porn

Well?